Spanglish

Because of their large vocabularies in Spanish, my kids make some funny English sentences. Here are some of the ones I've collected:

-I detest rolling.
-Is this obligatory?
-Thunder is insupportable.
-The lightly illuminates the sky like fireworks.
-Fish and corn are exquisite with lemon and tajín.
-Spanglish is the fusion of English and Spanish.

And here are a few sentences without good vocabulary that I just found funny:

-The red skins live in a colony.
-I can eat healthy because I eat god.
-I slavery my backpack. (This was after I explained that slavery was when one person /owned/ another.)
-My friends are rolling all the time.
-We have too much independences.